Season's Best - Managers Awards  
       
    Award   Winner    
               
    Team scoring the most points Haddock Spliff   476 pts  
    in a season   (Graham R)   (Serie B)  
               
    Team scoring the least points ZZZ I'm Not   233 pts      
    in a season   (Julian)   (Serie E)      
                   
                   
    Most points in the League Series Grievous Bodily Hackers   39 pts      
    in a season   (Simon)   (Serie I)      
                   
    Most Cup ties won   T, one sugar, no cups   7 cup ties won      
    in a season   (Graham)   (Serie C)      
                   
    Most points in the F.A. Cup Just do it   73 pts      
    League in a season   (Marek)   (Serie H)      
                   
    Most silverware won   Grievous Bodily Hackers   3 trophies      
    in a Season   (Simon)   (Serie I)      
        Bin Losing   3 trophies      
        (Graham R)   (Serie J)      
                   
                   
    Most weeks top of the league The Good, the Bad & the Beardsley   29 weeks      
    in a season   (Simon)   (Serie C)      
                   
    Most weeks bottom of the league Do I not lick twat   31 weeks      
    in a season   (Julian)   (Serie B)      
                   
                   
    Team scoring the most Goals I love Ken Bates   88 goals      
    in a season   (Mad Dog)   (Serie J)      
                   
    Team with the most Assists Peg it on the Donkey   78 assists      
    in a season   (Kevin)   (Serie J)      
                   
    Team with the most Clean Sheets Another Bunch of Plonkers   77 clean sheets      
    in a season   (Mad Dog)   (Serie D)      
                   
    Team conceding the most goals Loads of Bobble Hats   274 goals conceded      
    in a season   (Nigel)   (Serie J)      
                   
                   
    Team using the most players Up the Arse Overmars?   55 players used      
    in one season   (Simon)   (Serie H)      
                   
    Team with most members of HZH I'm Back   12 players    
    original squad left in a season (Graham R)   (Serie D)    
                 
    Team playing the most games Grievous Bodily Hackers   445 games played    
    in one season   (Simon)   (Serie I)    
                 
    Team playing the least games Same old, now old   262 games played      
    in one season   (Graham R)   (Serie F)  
                 
               
               
    Season's Best - Players  Awards  
               
    Award   Winner      
               
    Player scoring the most points A. Shearer   126 pts  
    in a season   (No Rocastle Not Roy Castle)   (Serie B)  
               
    Player with the lowest score A. Hughes   -10 pts  
    in a season   (Viva la Malvinas)   (Serie H)  
               
               
    Player scoring the most goals A. Shearer   32 goals  
    in a season   (No Rocastle Not Roy Castle)   (Serie B)  
               
    Player with the most assists T.Henry   26 assists  
    in a season   (Peg it on the Donkey)   (Serie J)  
               
    Player with the most clean sheets D. Irwin   22 clear sheets  
    in a season   (Do I not lick ...)   (Serie B)  
               
    Player conceding the most goals J. Kenna   51 goals conceded  
    in a season   (No way May)   (Serie E)  
               
    Most attacking points from a I. Harte   38 pts  
    defender in a season   (H Bomb)   (Serie H)  
               
               
    Most points from a Striker A. Shearer   126 pts  
     in a season   (No Rocastle Not Roy Castle)   (Serie B)  
               
    Most points from a Midfield player M. LeTissier   86 pts  
     in a season   (Haddock Spliff)   (Serie B)  
               
    Most points from a Centre half M. Keown   66 pts  
     in a season   (Gross Imcompetents)   (Serie F)  
               
    Most points from a Full back D. Irwin   69 pts  
     in a season   (Do I not lick)   (Serie B)  
               
    Most points from a Goalkeeper D. Seaman   55 pts  
     in a season   (Simply Awesome too)   (Serie F)  
               
               
               
    Season's Best - National Competitions  
               
               
    Highest Final National   Plonkers are Back   168th  
    Position   (Mad Dog)   (Serie F)  
               
    Lowest Final National   ZZZ I'm not   18559th  
    Position   (Julian)   (Serie E)  
               
               
    Best performance in the   No Idea   8th Round  
    National Cup   (Mad Dog)   (Serie I)  
               
    Best performance in the   Just do it again   2nd Rd Knockout  
    Champions League   (Marek)   (Serie I)  
               
    Best performance in the   2 good 2 be true   4th - 2nd Group Stage  
    UEFA Cup   (Marek)   (Serie J)  
               
               
    Manager who has qualified for Simon   5 times qualified  
    the most European Competitions     for Europe