PLAYER'S OF THE YEAR    
           
    Award   Winner      
               
    Perry Groves   D.Yorke   80 pts    
    Player of the Year   (Simply Awesome)        
                 
    Runner-up   J.F.Hasselbaink   77 pts    
        (Plonkers are back)        
                 
    Best Individual Performance M.Owen   12 pts    
        (Show us your medals Teddy)   (26 Oct)    
                 
    Rookie of the Year   M.Desailly   34 pts    
        (Curly Watts drinks a lot)        
                 
                 
                 
    Most goals scored   D.Yorke   18 goals    
        (Simply Awesome)        
                 
    Most assists   J.F.Hasselbaink   16 assists    
        (Plonkers are back)        
                 
    Most clean sheets   L.Dixon   20 clean sheets    
        (Shear miss again)        
                 
    Most goals conceded   D.Gordon   48 goals conceded  
        (Plonkers are back)        
                 
                 
                 
    Most points from a Striker D.Yorke   2.42 pts per game  
    per games played   (Simply Awesome)        
                 
    Most points from a Midfield G.Poyet   1.89 pts per game  
    player per games played   (The Second coming)        
                 
    Most points from a Defender M.Bosnich   2.40 pts per game  
    per games played   (Same Old, Now Old)        
                 
    Most attacking points from a S.Guppy   0.97 attacking points  
    Defender per games played (They Shoot Donkeys)   per game    
                 
                 
                 
    TEAM AWARDS    
             
    Award   Winner        
                 
    Highest weekly score   Gross Incompetents   41 pts    
            (14 Sep)    
                 
    Lowest weekly score   They Shoot Donkeys   -6 pts    
            (23 Nov)    
                 
    Most weeks top of the league Plonkers are Back   26 weeks    
                 
                 
    Most weeks bottom   The Second coming   16 weeks    
    of the league            
                 
                 
                 
    Team scoring the   Plonkers are Back   70 goals    
    most goals            
                 
    Team making the most   Plonkers are Back   61 assists    
    assists            
                 
    Team with the most   Gross Incompetents   71 clean sheets    
    clean sheets            
                 
    Team conceding the   They Shoot Donkeys   201 goals conceded  
    most goals            
                 
                 
                 
    Team playing the most games Plonkers are Back   374 games played  
    during the season            
                 
    Team playing the least   Same Old, Now Old   115 games played  
    defensive players            
                 
    Team using the most   Show us your Medals Teddy   41 players used    
    players            
                 
    Team with the most members They Shoot Donkeys   11 players    
    of their original squad left & Shear Miss Again        
        & Same Old Now Old        
                 
                 
                 
    TRANSFER STATISTICS    
             
    Award   Winner        
                 
    Best transfer buy at auction J.F.Hasselbaink   33.48 pts per £1mil  
    (over £1mil)   (Plonkers are back)        
                 
    Best transfer buy at auction S.Guppy   52 pts per £100,000  
    (under £1mil)   (They Shoot Donkeys)        
                 
    Best free transfer from   E.De Goey   36 pts    
    the auction   (Show us your Medals Teddy)        
                 
    Biggest transfer flop from the auction K.Davies   0.33 pts per £1mil  
    (over £1mil)   (Curly Watts drinks a lot)        
                 
                 
                 
    Best transfer buy during season R.Molenaar   14.375 pts per £1mil  
    (over £1mil)   (The Second coming)        
                 
    Best free transfer during   I.Harte   52 pts    
    the season   (Gross Imcompetents)        
                 
                 
                 
    Most expensive forward   D.Bergkamp   £10.4 mil    
        (Simply Awesome)        
                 
    Most expensive midfield player B.Laudrup   £4.9 mil    
        (The Second coming)        
                 
    Most expensive defender   T.Adams   £4.6 mil    
        (Curly Watts drinks a lot)        
                 
    Most expensive goalkeeper P.Schmeichel   £4.0 mil    
        (Curly Watts drinks a lot)        
                 
                 
                 
    Natl Comps    
             
    National Cup   Plonkers are back   Won 3 premlim rounds  
            Lost 1st Round    
                 
                 
    Champions League   The Second Coming   35th in Group Stage  
                 
                 
                 
    UEFA Cup   Plonkers are back   Qualified 2nd in Grp  
            Lost in 1st Round  
                 
        Simply Awesome Too   10th in Group stage  
                 
                 
                 
    Highest National Post   Plonkers are back   86th    
            (4 May)    
                 
                 
    Lowest National Postion 2nd Coming   14151    
            (8 Mar)    
                 
                 
    Notable Achievements   Plonkers are back   Top 100    
            National Position