Serie F Dream Team  
  (Only 2 players per premiership team)      
      D.Seaman        
        (Simply Awesome Too)        
         
    S.Guppy   M.Keown   M.Elliot   I.Harte    
    (They shoot Donkeys)   (Gross Incompetents)   (Plonkers are back)   (Gross Incompetents)    
               
         
    D.Beckham   G.Poyet   M.LeTissier   B.Carbone    
    (They Shoot Donkeys)   (The Second Coming)   (Same Old, Now Old)   (Curly Watts Drinks a lot)    
               
         
      D.Yorke   J.F.Hasselbaink      
      (Simply Awesome Too)   (Plonkers are back)        
             
    SUBS            
    E.De Goey   A.Wright   J.Redknapp   M.Owen    
    (Show us your Medals Teddy)   (Plonkers are back)   (Shear miss again)   (Show us your Medals Teddy)    
                     
                 
                 
                 
    Serie F Nightmare Team    
           
        D.James        
        (They Shoot Donkeys)      
         
    D.Burrows   S.Pearce   U.Ehiogu   N.Solano    
    (Curly Watts drinks a lot)   (Simply Awesome Too)   (Simply Awesome Too)   (Show us your Medals Teddy)    
         
                 
    K.Gillespie   G.McAllister   R.Keane   N.Alexandersson    
    (Curly Watts drinks a lot)   (They Shoot Donkeys)   (Simply Awesome Too)   (Show us your Medals Teddy)    
               
         
        J.Hartson   D.Huckerby        
        (Gross Incompetents)   (Plonkers are back)      
             
    Subs          
    N.Sullivan   P.Babb   P.Gascoigne   C.Sutton    
    (Shear miss again)   (Simply Awesome Too)   (Same Old, Now Old)   (Shear miss again)