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12th Jan - Stop The
Dead Donkey…(Not So) Mug (a) Punter…Spam Fritters (Away Points)
Well here I am again with another round of drivel and
nonsense for your entertainment, after a somewhat enlarged Christmas
break…..remember how when I last left you predictions were being made
about Kevin’s lights coming down at Christmas, and how different things
would be come 2004???……well I lied!!! The cry is still “Stop the
Dead Donkey” as Kev continues to be top of the heap and has built up an
(unassailable??) lead of 64 points…..which barring disasterous injuries
to Van Nistelrooy, Giggs and Saha doesn’t look like being caught (and
being as Kev is the man with the “connections” to arrange such
injuries I can’t see it happening somehow….although to be fair if
anyone apart from me is going to win it this year I’d much rather it be
Kevin or Julian than someone who has won it before…..so moving on from
Kev and his 27 point week….we come to a dark horse who has appeared from
nowhere along the rails and appears to be making a dash for 2nd
place…..with a highest weekly score of 29 points (11 of which from his
front pairing of Henry and Hasselbaink and 12 from his defence) is Robbo
Sr….the only consolation I can take from this being his inclusion of not
one, but two Spurs players in his squad (how shocked was I at last weeks
transfer window to find that he had gone for two Spurs players, and not
only that bid cash on one of them!!! – does he qualify for expulsion
from Highbury and instantaneous removal of his foreskin
yet???)…..Graham’s 29 points for the week saw him outstrip his nearest
rival and open up a 16 point gap over the same, namely Mav who bagged a
mere 12 points thanks to a combination of Arsenal’s demolition of Boro’
which cost him minus 3 for Schwarzer and Paul Durkin who cost him a
certain 3 points for Shearer’s “penalty that never was”….5 points
behind Mav and with his star in the ascendancy once more is Julian who
despite early season form has been unable to keep up with Kevin as was
once hoped to form a “Naughty Boys” race to the tape…..but 19 points
for the week see him jump over Slim Boy Fat who could only manage a 15
pointer to drop to 5th place….yo-yo’ing in and out of the
middle section of the table and 10 points behind the Mad One is Graham Y
whose 24 pointer was marred only by the fact that it could have been more
had he not swapped Riise for Phillips and then listened to Simon’s omens
of a Phillips hat-trick and Riise mauling but that’s FFL for
you…..managing a quite frankly (I want to go home!!! J) pathetic (as it was a 2 game week) 4 points for the
week (see Paul you should have taken my offer of Riise or Bernard plus a
makeweight for Angel and you’d have had 7 points for the week!!! ) is
Robbo Jr who now sits 19 points behind in 7th place…and hot
on Paul’s heels is Nigel who is only 8 points behind following an 18
point week…which only leaves us to ponder if the unthinkable can really
happen as we look at bottom place some 18 points behind Nigel where sits
Simon who has never finished below 5th place before…time I
guess will only tell……
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