The Perry Groves World Roll of Honour    
    Perry Groves League Champion Perry Groves League Runners-up League Series Winner Ken Bates Memorial Trophy Winner Coupe De Perry Groves Winner F.A. (to play for) Cup Winner F.A. Cup League Winner    
  Serie J I love Ken Bates Va va voooom Bin Losing Bin Losing Bin Losing Va va voooom Va va voooom    
  Serie I Grevious Bodily Hackers Catsalonia Grevious Bodily Hackers Just do it Again No Idea Grevious Bodily Hackers Just do it Again    
  Serie H Just do it Up the Arse Overmars? The Jinkster The Jinkster Its those Plonkers again H Bomb Just do it    
  Serie G Slept thru the Auction Money Grabbing Whores Money Grabbing Whores Money Grabbing Whores Pin it on the Donkey Fell at the First 7th Heaven      
  Serie F Plonkers are back Gross Incompetents They shoot Donkeys Plonkers are back Simply Awesome too Shear miss again Shear miss again      
  Serie E Gagging for it It's coming Home No way May Gagging for it No way May Only one Tinky Winky -      
  Serie D Another bunch of Plonkers You're one season wonders The Raining Champions Spoon Army Spoon Army Too polite to come first -      
  Serie C The Good the Bad & the Beadsley It's all gone pear shaped The Good the Bad & the Beadsley T, one sugar no cups The Awesome Umbrella XI T, one sugar no cups -      
  Serie B Haddock Spliff Rocastle, not Roy Castle - Who the f**k are Man Utd Haddock Spliff Copenhagen Rebels -      
         
         
  Players of the Year        
    Player of Year Runners - up        
  Serie I T.Henry R.van Nistelrooy        
  Serie I J.Hasselbaink T.Henry        
  Serie H J.Hasselbaink T.Henry        
  Serie G K.Phillips A.Shearer        
  Serie F D.Yorke J.Hasselbaink        
  Serie E M.Owen D. Bergkamp        
  Serie D A.Shearer I.Wright        
  Serie C A.Shearer R.Fowler        
  Serie B A.Shearer R.Fowler