| PLAYER'S OF THE YEAR | ||||||||
| AWARD | WINNER | |||||||
| Perry Groves | A.Shearer | 126 pts | ||||||
| Player of the Year | (No Rocastle Not Roy Castle) | |||||||
| Runner-up | R.Fowler | 88 pts | ||||||
| (Haddock Spliff) | ||||||||
| Best Individual Performance | A.Kanchelskis | 16 pts | ||||||
| (Copenhagen Rebels) | (21st Nov) | |||||||
| Most goals scored | A.Shearer | 32 goals | ||||||
| (No Rocastle Not Roy Castle) | ||||||||
| Most assists | C.Sutton | 16 asists | ||||||
| (Copenhagen Rebels) | ||||||||
| Most clean sheets | G.Pallister | 23 clean sheets | ||||||
| (Return of the Los Palams XI) | ||||||||
| Most points per | A.Shearer | 3.15 pts per game | ||||||
| games played | (No Rocastle Not Roy Castle) | |||||||
| TEAM AWARDS | ||||||||
| AWARD | WINNER | |||||||
| Highest weekly score | No Rocastle! | 33 pts | ||||||
| Not Roy Castle | (5 Dec) | |||||||
| Lowest weekly score | Return of the | -3 pts | ||||||
| Los Palmas XI | (26 Sep) | |||||||
| Most weeks top of the league | Haddock | 26 weeks | ||||||
| Spliff | ||||||||
| Most weeks bottom of the | Do I not | 31 weeks | ||||||
| league | lick twat | |||||||
| Team scoring the most goals | Haddock | 82 goals | ||||||
| Spliff | ||||||||
| Team making the most assists | Return of the | 69 assists | ||||||
| Los Palmas XI | ||||||||
| Team with the most clean sheets | Copenhagen | 65 clean sheets | ||||||
| Rebels | ||||||||
| Team conceding the most goals | Return of the | 177 goals | ||||||
| Los Palmas XI | ||||||||
| Team playing the most games | Copenahagen | 376 games | ||||||
| during the season | Rebels | |||||||
| Team playing the least | Haddock | 329 games | ||||||
| games during the season | Spliff | |||||||
| Team using the most | Steve Boulds Hairpiece | 18 players | ||||||
| players | & Copenhagen Rebels | |||||||
| & No Rocastle …. | ||||||||
| TRANSFER STATISTICS | ||||||||
| AWARD | WINNER | |||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | R.Fowler | 55 pts | ||||||
| (over £1mil) | (Haddock Spliff) | per £1mil | ||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | N.Quinn | 26 pts | ||||||
| (under £1mil) | (Steve Boulds Hairpiece) | per £100,000 | ||||||
| Best free transfer | S.Staunton | 38 pts | ||||||
| (No Rocastle Not Roy Castle) | ||||||||
| Most expensive forward | I.Wright | £11 mil | ||||||
| (Copenhagen Rebels) | ||||||||
| Most expensive midfield player | M.LeTissier | £5.1 mil | ||||||
| (Haddock Spliff) | ||||||||
| Most expensive defender | G.LeSaux | £3.7 mil | ||||||
| (Do I not lick twat) | ||||||||