We all Live in a Perry Groves World    
        Roll of Honour Serie B    
    Trophy   Winners   Runners-up    
    League Champions   Haddock Spliff   No! Rocastle not Roy Castle  
    Ken Bates Memorial Trophy Who the f*** are Man Utd Haddock Spliff    
    Coupe de Perry Groves   Haddock Spliff   Return of the Los Palmas XI  
    FA (to play for) Cup   Copenhagen Rebels   Steve Boulds Hairpeice