| PLAYER'S OF THE YEAR | ||||||||
| Award | Winner | |||||||
| Perry Groves | A.Shearer | 111 pts | ||||||
| Player of the Year | (It's all gone Pear Shaped) | |||||||
| Runner-up | R.Fowler | 72 pts | ||||||
| (The Good, the bad & the beardsley) | ||||||||
| Rookie of the Year | D.Yorke | 69 pts | ||||||
| (It's all gone Pear Shaped) | ||||||||
| Best Individual Performance | T.Sheringham | 14 pts | ||||||
| (Real Spanishtossa) | (1st Oct) | |||||||
| Most goals scored | A.Shearer | 31 goals | ||||||
| (It's all gone Pear Shaped) | ||||||||
| Most assists | S.McManaman | 14 assists | ||||||
| (Real Spanishtossa) | ||||||||
| Most clean sheets | P.Schmeichel | 18 clean sheets | ||||||
| (Real Spanishtossa) | ||||||||
| Most goals conceded | J.Dicks | 51 goals | ||||||
| (Hugh Grants head hunters) | conceded | |||||||
| Most points from a Striker | A.Shearer | 3.17 pts per games | ||||||
| per games played | (No Way May) | |||||||
| Most points from a Midfield | D.Yorke | 2.38 pts per game | ||||||
| player per games played | (It's all gone Pear Shaped) | |||||||
| Most points from a Defender | N.Ruddock | 2.07 pts per game | ||||||
| per games played | (Hugh Grants head hunters) | |||||||
| Most attacking points from a | J.Dicks | 1.23 pts per game | ||||||
| Defender per games played | (Hugh Grants head hunters) | |||||||
| TEAM AWARDS | ||||||||
| Award | Winner | |||||||
| Highest weekly score | Paul's Plonkers | 33 pts | ||||||
| (4 Feb) | ||||||||
| Lowest weekly score | Hugh Grants | -4 pts | ||||||
| head hunters | (29 Apr) | |||||||
| Most weeks top of the league | The Good, the bad | 29 weeks | ||||||
| & the beardsley | ||||||||
| Most weeks bottom of the | Hugh Grants | 19 weeks | ||||||
| league | head hunters | |||||||
| Team scoring the most goals | The Good, the bad | 81 goals | ||||||
| & the beardsley | ||||||||
| Team making the most assists | It's all gone | 68 assists | ||||||
| Pear Shaped | ||||||||
| Team with the most clean sheets | The Good, the bad | 66 clean sheets | ||||||
| & the beardsley | ||||||||
| Team conceding the most goals | The Awesome | 203 goals | ||||||
| Umbrella XI | conceded | |||||||
| Team playing the most games | The Good, the bad | 392 games | ||||||
| during the season | & the beardsley | |||||||
| Team Playing the least | Hugh Grants | 333 games | ||||||
| games during the season | head hunters | |||||||
| Team using the most | Was Kevin | 45 players | ||||||
| players | Drunk? | |||||||
| Team with the most members | Real | 10 squad | ||||||
| of original squad left | Spanishtossa | members | ||||||
| TRANSFER STATISTICS | ||||||||
| Award | Winner | |||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | A.Kanchelskis | 46.15 pts | ||||||
| (over £1mil) | (The Awesome Umbrella XI) | per £1mil | ||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | J.Barnes | 29 pts | ||||||
| (under £1mil) | (Real Spanishtossa) | per £100,000 | ||||||
| Best free transfer from | D.Yorke | 69 pts | ||||||
| the auction | (It's all gone Pear Shaped) | |||||||
| Most expensive forward | A.Shearer | £8 mil | ||||||
| (It's all gone Pear Shaped) | ||||||||
| Most expensive midfield player | M.LeTissier | £7.4 mil | ||||||
| (Gagging for it) | ||||||||
| Most expensive defender | N.Ruddock | £4.0 mil | ||||||
| (Hugh Grants head hunters) | ||||||||
| Most expensive goalkeeper | P.Schmeichel | £4.2 mil | ||||||
| (Real Spanishtossa) | ||||||||