| PLAYER'S OF THE YEAR | ||||||||
| AWARD | WINNER | |||||||
| Perry Groves | M.Owen | 80 pts | ||||||
| Player of the Year | (Gagging for it) | |||||||
| Runner-up | D.Bergkamp | 72 pts | ||||||
| (No Way May) | ||||||||
| Best Individual Performance | C.Sutton | 11 pts | ||||||
| (Shear Disaster) | (1st Sep) | |||||||
| Most goals scored | M.Owen | 18 goals | ||||||
| (Gagging for it) | ||||||||
| Most assists | D.Beckham | 17 assists | ||||||
| (Gagging for it) | ||||||||
| Most clean sheets | T.Adams | 16 clean sheets | ||||||
| (It's Coming Home) | ||||||||
| Most goals conceded | J.Kenna | 51 goals | ||||||
| (No Way May) | conceded | |||||||
| Most points from a Striker | D.Bergkamp | 2.67 pts per game | ||||||
| per games played | (No Way May) | |||||||
| Most points from a Midfield | M.LeTissier | 2.04 pts per game | ||||||
| player per games played | (Mines a Coke) | |||||||
| Most points from a Defender | E.Petit | 3.00 pts per game | ||||||
| per games played | (Only one Tinky Winky) | |||||||
| Most attacking points from a | E.Petit | 1.23 pts per game | ||||||
| Defender per games played | (Only one Tinky Winky) | |||||||
| TEAM AWARDS | ||||||||
| AWARD | WINNER | |||||||
| Highest weekly score | No way May | 32 pts | ||||||
| & Mines a coke | ||||||||
| Lowest weekly score | Mines a Coke | -6 pts | ||||||
| Most weeks top of the league | No way May | 12 weeks | ||||||
| Most weeks bottom of the | ZZZ I'm not | 27 weeks | ||||||
| league | ||||||||
| Team scoring the most goals | Gagging for it | 73 goals | ||||||
| Team making the most assists | Gagging for it | 62 assists | ||||||
| Team with the most clean sheets | Its coming home | 67 clean sheets | ||||||
| Team conceding the most goals | ZZZ I'm not | 204 goals | ||||||
| Team playing the most games | Only One Tinky Winky | 357 games | ||||||
| during the season | & Shear Disaster | |||||||
| Team playing the least | ZZZ I'm not | 306 games | ||||||
| games during the season | ||||||||
| Team using the most | It's Coming Home | 39 players | ||||||
| players | ||||||||
| TRANSFER STATISTICS | ||||||||
| AWARD | WINNER | |||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | M.Owen | 66.66 pts | ||||||
| (over £1mil) | (Gagging for it) | per £1mil | ||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | R.Johnsen | 25 pts | ||||||
| (under £1mil) | (The Morning Glories) | per £100,000 | ||||||
| Best free transfer from | J.Hartson | 46 pts | ||||||
| the auction | (Gagging for it) | |||||||
| Biggest transfer flop from | A.Shearer | 0.91 pts | ||||||
| the auction (over £1mil) | (Shear Disaster) | per £1 mil | ||||||
| Best transfer buy during season | P.DiCanio | 11.56 pts | ||||||
| (over £1mil) | (It's Coming Home) | Per £1 mil | ||||||
| Best free transfer during | N.Winterburn | 49 pts | ||||||
| the season | (Shear Disaster) | |||||||
| Most expensive forward | A.Shearer | £11 mil | ||||||
| (Shear Disaster) | ||||||||
| Most expensive midfield player | M.Overmars | £5 mil | ||||||
| (Gagging for it) | ||||||||
| Most expensive defender | A.Wright | £3.8 mil | ||||||
| (Bury the Dead Donkey) | ||||||||
| Most expensive goalkeeper | D.Seaman | 3.3 mil | ||||||
| (The Morning Glories) | ||||||||