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PLAYER'S OF
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Award |
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Winner |
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Perry Groves |
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D.Yorke |
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80 pts |
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Player of the Year |
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Runner-up |
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J.F.Hasselbaink |
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77 pts |
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Best Individual
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M.Owen |
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12 pts |
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(26 Oct) |
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Rookie of the Year |
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M.Desailly |
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34 pts |
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Most goals scored |
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D.Yorke |
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18 goals |
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Most assists |
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J.F.Hasselbaink |
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16 assists |
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Most clean sheets |
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L.Dixon |
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20 clean sheets |
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Most goals conceded |
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D.Gordon |
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48
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Most points from a
Striker |
D.Yorke |
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2.42
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per games played |
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(Simply Awesome) |
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Most points from a
Midfield |
G.Poyet |
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1.89
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player per games played |
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Most points from a
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M.Bosnich |
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2.40
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per games played |
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Most attacking points
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S.Guppy |
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0.97 attacking points |
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Defender per games played |
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per game |
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TEAM AWARDS |
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Award |
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Winner |
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Highest weekly score |
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Gross Incompetents |
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41 pts |
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Lowest weekly score |
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They Shoot Donkeys |
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-6 pts |
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(23 Nov) |
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Most weeks top of the
league |
Plonkers are Back |
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26 weeks |
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Most weeks bottom |
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The Second coming |
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16 weeks |
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Team scoring the |
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Plonkers are Back |
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70 goals |
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most goals |
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Team making the most |
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Plonkers are Back |
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61 assists |
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assists |
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Team with the most |
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Gross Incompetents |
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71 clean sheets |
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clean sheets |
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Team conceding the |
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They Shoot Donkeys |
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201
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most goals |
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Team playing the most
games |
Plonkers are Back |
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374
games played |
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during the season |
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Team playing the least |
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Same Old, Now Old |
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115
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defensive players |
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Team using the most |
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Show us your Medals Teddy |
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41 players used |
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players |
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Team with the most
members |
They Shoot Donkeys |
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11 players |
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of their original squad
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& Shear Miss Again |
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& Same Old Now Old |
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TRANSFER
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Award |
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Winner |
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Best transfer buy at auction |
J.F.Hasselbaink |
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33.48
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(over £1mil) |
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(Plonkers are back) |
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Best transfer buy at auction |
S.Guppy |
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52
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(under £1mil) |
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(They Shoot Donkeys) |
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Best free transfer from |
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E.De Goey |
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36 pts |
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the auction |
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(Show us your Medals Teddy) |
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Biggest transfer flop
from the auction |
K.Davies |
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0.33
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(over £1mil) |
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(Curly Watts drinks a lot) |
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Best transfer buy during
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R.Molenaar |
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14.375
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(over £1mil) |
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(The Second coming) |
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Best free transfer during |
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I.Harte |
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52 pts |
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(Gross Imcompetents) |
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Most expensive forward |
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D.Bergkamp |
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£10.4 mil |
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Most expensive midfield
player |
B.Laudrup |
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£4.9 mil |
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Most expensive defender |
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T.Adams |
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£4.6 mil |
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Most expensive goalkeeper |
P.Schmeichel |
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£4.0 mil |
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Natl Comps |
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National Cup |
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Plonkers are back |
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Won
3 premlim rounds |
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Lost 1st Round |
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Champions League |
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The Second Coming |
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35th
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UEFA Cup |
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Plonkers are back |
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Qualified
2nd in Grp |
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Lost
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Simply Awesome Too |
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10th
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Highest National Post |
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Plonkers are back |
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86th |
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Lowest National Postion |
2nd Coming |
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14151 |
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Notable Achievements |
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Plonkers are back |
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Top 100 |
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National
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