| Serie F Dream Team | ||||||||||
| (Only 2 players per premiership team) | ||||||||||
| D.Seaman | ||||||||||
| (Simply Awesome Too) | ||||||||||
| S.Guppy | M.Keown | M.Elliot | I.Harte | |||||||
| (They shoot Donkeys) | (Gross Incompetents) | (Plonkers are back) | (Gross Incompetents) | |||||||
| D.Beckham | G.Poyet | M.LeTissier | B.Carbone | |||||||
| (They Shoot Donkeys) | (The Second Coming) | (Same Old, Now Old) | (Curly Watts Drinks a lot) | |||||||
| D.Yorke | J.F.Hasselbaink | |||||||||
| (Simply Awesome Too) | (Plonkers are back) | |||||||||
| SUBS | ||||||||||
| E.De Goey | A.Wright | J.Redknapp | M.Owen | |||||||
| (Show us your Medals Teddy) | (Plonkers are back) | (Shear miss again) | (Show us your Medals Teddy) | |||||||
| Serie F Nightmare Team | ||||||||||
| D.James | ||||||||||
| (They Shoot Donkeys) | ||||||||||
| D.Burrows | S.Pearce | U.Ehiogu | N.Solano | |||||||
| (Curly Watts drinks a lot) | (Simply Awesome Too) | (Simply Awesome Too) | (Show us your Medals Teddy) | |||||||
| K.Gillespie | G.McAllister | R.Keane | N.Alexandersson | |||||||
| (Curly Watts drinks a lot) | (They Shoot Donkeys) | (Simply Awesome Too) | (Show us your Medals Teddy) | |||||||
| J.Hartson | D.Huckerby | |||||||||
| (Gross Incompetents) | (Plonkers are back) | |||||||||
| Subs | ||||||||||
| N.Sullivan | P.Babb | P.Gascoigne | C.Sutton | |||||||
| (Shear miss again) | (Simply Awesome Too) | (Same Old, Now Old) | (Shear miss again) | |||||||