| PLAYER'S OF THE YEAR | ||||||||
| Award | Winner | |||||||
| Perry Groves | K. Phillips | 91 pts | ||||||
| Player of the Year | (Dreamcast) | |||||||
| Runner-up | A.Shearer | 82 pts | ||||||
| (Fell at the First) | ||||||||
| Best Individual Performance | A.Cole | 17 pts | ||||||
| (Money Grabbing Whores) | (12 Sep) | |||||||
| Highest Monthly Score | A.Shearer | 23 pts | ||||||
| (Fell at the First) | (Sep) | |||||||
| Rookie of the Year | K.Philips | 91 pts | ||||||
| (Dreamcast) | ||||||||
| Most goals scored | K.Philips | 27 goals | ||||||
| (Dreamcast) | ||||||||
| Most assists | D.Beckham | 19 assists | ||||||
| (Dreamcast) | ||||||||
| Most clean sheets | S.Hyypia | 14 clean sheets | ||||||
| (Noah's Delight) | ||||||||
| Most goals conceded | M.Schwarzer | 48 goals conceded | ||||||
| (7th Heaven) | ||||||||
| Most points from a Striker | O.Solskjaer | 3.18 pts per game | ||||||
| per games played | (Fell at the First) | |||||||
| Most points from a Midfield | R.Giggs | 2.00 pts per game | ||||||
| player per games played | (Rouge Traders) | |||||||
| Most points from a Defender | F.Leboeuf | 2.00 pts per game | ||||||
| per games played | (Pin it on the Donkey) | |||||||
| Most points from a Goalkeeper | S.Westerveld | 1.05 pts per games | ||||||
| per games played | (Pin it on the Donkey) | |||||||
| Most attacking points from a | C.Zeige | 1.14 attacking points | ||||||
| Defender per games played | (Money Grabbing Whores) | per game | ||||||
| TEAM AWARDS | ||||||||
| Award | Winner | |||||||
| Highest weekly score | Money Grabbing | 39 pts | ||||||
| Whores | (12 Sep) | |||||||
| Lowest weekly score | Kanuuuuuuuuuuuuuu | -4 pts | ||||||
| (25 Oct) | ||||||||
| Most weeks top of the league | Money Grabbing | 23 weeks | ||||||
| Whores | ||||||||
| Most weeks bottom of the league | 7th Heaven | 24 weeks | ||||||
| Team scoring the most goals | Dreamcast | 83 goals | ||||||
| Team making the most assists | Slept Thru the Auction | 71 assists | ||||||
| Team with the most clean sheets | Noah's Delight | 63 clean sheets | ||||||
| Team conceding the most goals | Noah's Delight | 244 goals conceded | ||||||
| Team using the most players | Rouge Traders | 50 players used | ||||||
| during the season | ||||||||
| Team with the most members | Fell at the First | 11 players | ||||||
| of their original squad left | ||||||||
| Team playing the most games | Money Grabbing | 410 games played | ||||||
| during the season | Whores | |||||||
| Team playing the least number | 7th Heaven | 332 games played | ||||||
| of games during the season | ||||||||
| Team playing the least | Dreamcast | 141 games played | ||||||
| defensive players | ||||||||
| Team losing the most points | Kanuuuuuuuuuuuu | 79 points lost | ||||||
| during the Season | ||||||||
| Team picked at the Auction that | Dreamcast | 459 pts from | ||||||
| would have scored the most points | auction team | |||||||
| TRANSFER STATISTICS | ||||||||
| Award | Winner | |||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | P.Di Cannio | 53.00 pts per £1mil | ||||||
| (£1mil & over) | (Slept thru the Auction) | |||||||
| Best transfer buy at auction | M.Hadji | 36.00 pts per | ||||||
| (under £1mil) | (Dreamcast) | £100,000 | ||||||
| Best free transfer from the auction | S.Iversen | 58 points | ||||||
| (Slept thru the Auction) | ||||||||
| Biggest transfer flop from the auction | C.Sutton | 0.94 pts per £1mil | ||||||
| (over £1mil) | (Rouge Traders) | |||||||
| Best transfer buy during season | A.Wright | 11.81 pts per £1mil | ||||||
| (over £1mil) | (Noah's Delight) | |||||||
| Best free transfer during the season | G.McAllister | 44 points | ||||||
| (Rouge Traders) | ||||||||
| Biggest transfer flop borght | H.Berg | -3.2 pts per £1mil | ||||||
| during the season (over £1mil) | (7th Heaven) | |||||||
| Most expensive forward | D.Yorke | £9.1 mil | ||||||
| (Dreamcast) | ||||||||
| Most expensive midfield player | D.Beckam | £5.5 mil | ||||||
| (Dreamcast) | ||||||||
| Most expensive defender | M.Keown | £4.2 mil | ||||||
| (Slept Thru the Auction) | ||||||||
| Most expensive goalkeeper | D.Seaman | £3.8 mil | ||||||
| (Rouge Traders) | ||||||||
| National Competitions | ||||||||
| Competition | Team | |||||||
| National Cup | Pin it on the Donkey | 3rd Round | ||||||
| Kanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu | 2nd Round | |||||||
| Dreamcast | 2nd Round | |||||||
| Fell at the First | 1st Round | |||||||
| Champions League | Dreamcast | 6th in 1st Round | ||||||
| Group Stage | ||||||||
| UEFA Cup | Slept thru the Auction | 3rd in 2nd Round | ||||||
| Group Stage | ||||||||
| Money Grabbing Whores | 5th in 1st Round | |||||||
| Group Stage | ||||||||
| Highest National Post | Money Grabbing Whores | 370th in Oct | ||||||
| Lowest National Postion | 7th Heaven | 11,078th in Nov | ||||||
| Notable Achievements | Slept thru the Auction | 25th in Sep | ||||||
| manager of Month | ||||||||