Serie H Dream Team    
  (only 2 players per premiership team)        
      F.Barthez (43pts)      
      (Dead Donkey)      
    I.Harte (57pts) S.Hypia (39pts) T.Adams (42pts) M.Babbel (41pts)  
    (H Bomb)   (H Bomb)   (Up the Arse)   (Just do it)    
    D.Beckham (45pts) G.Poyet (49pts) D.Hutchinson (38pts)  N.Solano (36pts)  
    (Dead Donkey)   (Rebrov)   (H Bomb)   (Up the Arse)    
         T.Henry  (71pts)  J.Hasselbaink (87pts)      
        (Malvinas)   (H Bomb)        
    A.Wright (31pts) E.Thome (30pts) G.Stuart (33pts)  M.Viduka (56pts)  
    (Jinkster)   (Jinkster)   (Just do it)   (Dead Donkey)    
    Serie G Nightmare Team    
  (must have played 6 games in PGW)          
      S.Royce (-3pts)      
    N.Winterburn (-3pts) D.Weir (-2pts) H.Carbonari (1pts) A.Hughes (-10pts)  
    (Dead Donkey)   (Dead Donkey)   (Jinkster)   (Malvinas)    
    J.Wilcox (2pts) M.Kennedy (2pts) J.Gronkjaer (2pts)  K.Gallacher (3pts)  
     (Just do it)    (H Bomb)   (Farcalona)    (Just do it)    
         J.Hartson  (9pts)  M.Bridges (6pts)      
        (Up the Arse)    (Just do it)        
    P.Robinson (-3pts) S.Watson (-1pts) A.Nyarko (5pts)  M.Christie (12pts)  
    (Up the Arse)   (H Bomb)   (Plonker)   (H Bomb)