| Money Transfers in Serie H | |||||||
| Date | Player | Bid | Team | In/Out | Money | ||
| (Club) | Spent | ||||||
| 18-Aug-00 | G.Weah | £0.60 | Those Plonkers | £0.10 | |||
| (Man City) | £2.20 | The Jinkster | In | £2.20 | |||
| C.Panucci | £2.20 | Viva la Malvinas | In | £2.20 | |||
| (Chelsea) | £1.60 | The Jinkster | £0.10 | ||||
| A.Akinbiyi | £3.50 | Just do it | £0.10 | ||||
| (Leicester) | £3.70 | The Jinkster | In | £3.70 | |||
| 1-Sep-00 | S.Wiltord | Deal | Just do it | (£1.00) | |||
| (Arsenal) | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £1.00 | ||||
| D.Petrescu (Brad) | Swap | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £0.00 | |||
| Lauren (Ars) | Deal | The Jinkster | In | £0.00 | |||
| Westerveld (Liv) | Swap | The Jinkster | In | £0.00 | |||
| Seaman (Ars) | Deal | Those Plonkers | In | £0.00 | |||
| 22-Sep-00 | G.Rowett | £0.20 | Those Plonkers | £0.10 | |||
| (Leicester) | £1.50 | Shag the Dead Donkey | In | £1.50 | |||
| 29-Sep-00 | J.Johansson | £2.50 | Up the Arse Overmars | £0.10 | |||
| (Charlton) | £2.70 | They made me pay for Rebrov | In | £2.70 | |||
| 6-Oct-00 | A.Hunt (Cha) | Swap | Viva la Malvinas | In | £0.00 | ||
| D.Suker (W Ham) | Deal | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £0.00 | |||
| 20-Oct-00 | T.Sheringham | £2.30 | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £2.30 | ||
| (Man Utd) | £2.10 | Just do it | £0.10 | ||||
| A.Goma (New) | Swap | They made me pay for Rebrov | In | £0.00 | |||
| J.Johansson (Cha) | Deal | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £0.00 | |||
| 27-Oct-00 | S.Wiltord | Deal | Just do it | In | £2.00 | ||
| (Arsenal) | Up the Arse Overmars | (£2.00) | |||||
| 10-Nov-00 | S.Varga | £2.30 | Viva la Malvinas | In | £2.30 | ||
| (Sunderland) | £1.10 | Just do it | £0.10 | ||||
| 24-Nov-00 | M.Hadji | Deal | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £0.30 | ||
| (Coventry) | Viva la Malvinas | Out | (£0.30) | ||||
| J.Wilcox | Deal | Just do it | In | £0.20 | |||
| (Leeds) | Up the Arse Overmars | Out | (£0.20) | ||||
| 22-Dec-00 | Robbie Keane | £6.50 | It's those Plonkers again | In | £6.50 | ||
| (Leeds) | £4.10 | Up the Arse Overmars | £0.10 | ||||
| £3.80 | Viva la Malvinas | £0.10 | |||||
| £3.70 | The Jinkster | £0.10 | |||||
| D.Anderton | £1.20 | Farcalona | £0.10 | ||||
| (Spurs) | £2.30 | They made me pay for Rebrov | In | £2.30 | |||
| F.Ljunberg | £1.30 | Viva la Malvinas | In | £1.30 | |||
| (Arsenal) | £0.50 | It's those Plonkers again | £0.10 | ||||
| 26-Jan-01 | A.Kanchelskis | £5.10 | Just do it | In | £5.10 | ||
| (Man City) | £1.40 | Up the Arse Overmars | £0.10 | ||||
| £1.00 | Shag the Dead Donkey | £0.10 | |||||
| 2-Feb-01 | J.Gronkjaer | £4.40 | Farcalona | In | £4.40 | ||
| (Chelsea) | £4.30 | Viva la Malvinas | £0.10 | ||||
| £3.20 | Up the Arse Overmars | £0.10 | |||||
| 30-Mar-01 | D.Seaman (Ars) | Swap | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £0.00 | ||
| S.Westerveld (Liv) | Deal | The Jinkster | In | £0.00 | |||
| Lauren (Ars) | The Jinkster | In | £0.00 | ||||
| 6-Apr-01 | L.Hendrie | £5.00 | Up the Arse Overmars | In | £5.00 | ||
| (Villa) | £2.80 | The Jinkster | £0.10 | ||||
| £3.80 | They made me pay for Rebrov | £0.10 | |||||
| 27-Apr-01 | M.Holland | £4.90 | They made me pay for Rebrov | In | £4.90 | ||
| (Ipswich) | £3.40 | Just do it | £0.10 | ||||
| Money Left at End of Season | |||||||
| £ (in mils) | |||||||
| H Bomb | £8.00 | ||||||
| Farcalona | £5.50 | ||||||
| Viva la Malvinas | £4.20 | ||||||
| Its those plonkers again | £3.90 | ||||||
| Shag the dead Donkey | £3.90 | ||||||
| The Jinkster | £3.60 | ||||||
| Just do it | £3.30 | ||||||
| Up the Arse Overmars | £3.20 | ||||||
| They made me pay for Rebrov | £0.00 | ||||||