Award   Winner      
    Perry Groves   J.F. Hasselbaink   87 pts    
    Player of the Year (Catsalonia)        
    Runner-up   T. Henry   86 pts    
        (Keeper Sweeper)        
    Best Individual Performance R.Giggs   13 pts    
      (No Idea)   (30 Dec)    
    Highest Monthly Score F.Ljungberg   20 pts    
        (Catsalonia)   (Apr)    
        R Van Nistelrooy   20pts    
        (Sleepless)   (Dec)    
    Rookie of the Year   R Van Nistelrooy   53 pts    
    Lowest score of the   C.Riggott   -9 pts    
    Season   (Sleepless)        
    Most goals scored   T. Henry   24 goals    
        (Keeper Sweeper)        
    Most assists   L.Robert   21 assists    
    Most clean sheets   N.Martyn   18 clean sheets  
        (No Idea)        
    Most goals conceded S.Given   50 goals conceded  
        (Choc Hod Knobs)        
    Most Attacking points scored J.Riise   31 attacking points  
    from a defender   (Cornbeef Hash)        
    Most points from a Striker J.F. Hasselbaink   87 pts    
    Most points from a Midfield L.Robert   66 pts    
    Most points from a Centre Half S.Hyypia   50 pts    
        (Choc Hod Knobs)        
    Most points from a Full back I. Harte   62 pts    
    Most points from a Goalkeeper J.Dudek   45 pts    
    Award   Winner      
    Highest weekly score Grievous Bodily Hackers   38 pts    
            (28 Apr)    
    Lowest weekly score Chocolate Hod Knobs   -6 pts    
            (23 Dec)    
    Highest monthly score Grievous Bodily Hackers   93 pts    
    Lowest monthly score Chocolate Hod Knobs   10 pts    
    Most weeks top of the league Just do it again   23 weeks    
    Most weeks bottom of the league Sleepless   26 weeks    
    Team scoring the most goals Catsalonia   74 goals    
    Team making the most assists G.B.H.   76 assists    
    Team with the most clean sheets Keeper Sweeper   73 clean sheets  
    Team conceding the most goals Keeper Sweeper   224 goals conceded  
    Team using the most players G.B.H.   54 players    
    during the season            
    Team with the most members Catsalonia   7 players from  
    of their original squad left No Idea   original squad  
        Chocolate Hod Knobs        
    Team playing the most games G.B.H.   445 games played  
    during the season            
    Team playing the least number Wooden Donkey   340 games played  
    of games during the season          
    Team playing the least Sleepless   162 defenders played  
    defensive players            
    Team losing the most points Keeper Sweeper   34 pts    
    during the Season   Cornbeef Hash        
    Award   Winner      
    Best transfer buy at auction N.Martyn   33.64 pts per 1mil  
    (1mil & over)   (No Idea)        
    Best transfer buy at auction D.Dunn   33.00 pts per 1mil  
    (under 1mil)   (G.B.H.)        
    Best free transfer from the auction F Ljungberg   45 pts    
    Best transfer buy during season E Gudjohnsen   24.29 pts per 1mil  
    (over 1mil)   (Just do it again)        
    Best free transfer during O.G.Solskjaer   48 pts    
    the season   (Cornbeef Hash)        
    Most expensive forward T.Henry   11.3 mil    
      (Keeper Sweeper)        
    Most expensive midfield player L.Robert   6.4 mil    
    Most expensive Centre Half S.Campbell   3.4 mil    
      (Just do it again)        
        (Choc Hod Knob)        
    Most expensive Full Back I.Harte   3.5 mil    
    Most expensive Goalkeeper F.Bartez   3.1 mil    
      (Wooden Donkey)        
    National Competitions    
    Competition   Team      
    National Cup   No Idea   8th Round    
    National Cup   Catsalonia   4th Round    
    National Cup   Grievous Bodily Hackers   4th Round    
    National Cup   Chocolate Hod Knobs   4th Round    
    National Cup   Just do it again   3rd Round    
    National Cup   Keeper Sweeper   3rd Round    
    National Cup   Sleepless   2nd Round    
    National Cup   Wooden Donkey   2nd Round    
    National Cup   Cornbeef Hash   2nd Round    
    Champions League Just do it again   2nd Round    
            Knockout stage  
    UEFA Cup   Catsalonia   1st Round    
            Knockout stage  
    UEFA Cup   Grievous Bodily Hackers   4th - 1st Round  
            Group Stage    
    Highest National Postion Just do it again   858th    
    during the season       (20 Jan)    
    Lowest National Postion Keeper Sweeper   11,427th    
    during the season       (28 Oct)